Teacher: Pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: A good professional Manager. Teacher: Good. But you must start working towards it. Pappu: Ma'm, I already have... by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies!
Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me!
Banta inquiring about Pappu's maternal Uncle was told that he was very sick. Banta replied,"Oh, he only thinks he's sick." He met Pappu after several days and again inquired about his Uncle. Pappu replied, "He thinks he's dead!"
Pappu: Please get well soon! Bunty: Who are you talking to? I don't see anyone around. Pappu: I am talking to my 'Grades'!
Teacher: What do you know about Ramayan and Mahabharat? Pappu: Both were great TV shows made by Ramanand Sagar and B.R.Chopra!